I get to have a porn name? Cool, then I'd like it to be Pete Jones.

I'm at my wits end with watching Chauncey every night for Emily.

I just am.

Lord, knows that I love that boy with all that I am, but his behaviour as of the past month has been atrocious. I have no fucking clue what to do with him. It comes from a lack of parenting. The poor boy is an orphan with at least one parent that is clearly present in his life. How sad is that?

Emily picks and chooses when she wants to shoulder some sort of responsibility for him and when she gets sick of it she hands him off to Jamie, Bridget, and(majority of the time) me. The problem with her handing him off to me is that she is constantly telling him that I'm stupid and not to listen to me, that I'm mean, and that 'sometimes I want to hit Natalie too, but you can't do that.' How does she expect him to obey me and do as I tell him when she says shit like that?

And if, according to her, I'm such a horrible babysitter why hasn't she found a different person? Oh, I know! She doesn't have to pay me and she'd have to pay someone else to watch her bratty kid.

I'm really losing my steam on all of this.
Fuck. I need to find my SS card, get an ID, and get a job that keeps me out of the house and away from her and the kid.

On a much happier note, I went and saw the new Kevin Smith movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Awesome stuff. My subject line is actually something that Jason Mewes' says and Jason Mewes is my current celeb crush.

In case you didn't know, Kevin Smith writes some of the best dialogue you'll ever hear, knows how to get an actor excited about his/her role, and he really delivers with this movie. It's a comedy, but he mixed in just the right amount of romance so that the romance didn't take over the comedy, but was still very touching and sweet. Does that make sense? I think that it does. Elizabeth Banks, Seth Rogan, Jeff Anderson(he plays Randall in Clerks), Ricky Maybe(I can't remember how to spell it), and Craig Robinson were awesome. Wow. Oh, and Traci Lords did awesome too. I'm glad I went cause that movie was totally worth the 5 bucks that I paid, and more.

I wondered around the mall before the movie and let me just say this, I'm a fool for dudes that have accents so thick that I can barely understand them. Two of my finger nails are now shinier than the others and will be that way for 2 weeks. AND, I'm considering going back to buy the product. Yeah, say what you will, but I'm a chick who likes cute guys with accents.

I'm gonna try and get a shitload of writing done tomorrow. I hope that I do! I really need to, I've been getting lazy in that area.